100 Araw Bago Ang Pasko

by Sankage Steno

Para sa taong ito, ilalagay ko sa aking listahan ang mga pwedeng bilhin o bayaran ng P10 bilyong ninakaw ni Napoles. Take note, si Napoles pa lang ito. Hindi pa kasama ang ninakaw ng napakaraming pulitiko over the years. Shet, ang yaman na dapat sana ng Pilipinas.

Ang mga Pwedeng Bilhin o Bayaran o Pantayan ng P10 Bilyon

100) 256,413,256 orders ng 39ers sa Jollibee

99) 101,010,101 orders ng pecho o thigh part na may unli rice sa Mang Inasal

98) 125,000,000 ala carte orders ng McSpicy chicken burger sa McDo

97) 200,000,000 packs ng Macaroons for a Cause ni Apl.de.Ap sa Red Ribbon

96) 20 bilyong pirasong fishball na tinda ni Pards

95) 204,081,632 orders ng Chao Fan Fried Rice with drink sa Chowking

94) 1.25 bilyong Coke Sakto

93) 344,827,586 hotdog sandwich sa 7-Eleven

92) 86,956,521 orders ng Fish and Fries meal sa Bon Chon

91) 83,333,333 cronuts sa Wild Flour

90) 5 bilyon sticks ng isaw o betamax na tinitinda sa kanto namin

89) 12,500,000 pares ng pantalon sa Bench

88) 28,571,428 shirts sa Penshoppe

87) 55,865,921 piraso ng Hanford briefs

86) 36,630,036 na 3-pair packs ng Darlington socks

85) 76,923,076 na bra from Triumph

84) 22,222,222 boxes of 12 na So-en panties

83) 833,333,333 piraso ng Good Morning towels

82) 28,571,428 pares ng Advan casual shoes

81) 12,500,000 pares ng leather shoes for men sa Rusty Lopez

80) 20,000,000 pares ng Parisian shoes

79) 666,666 piraso ng laptop mini o notebook

78) 348,432 piraso ng Samsung Galaxy S4

77) 323,624 piraso ng Apple Iphone 5

76) 451,467 piraso ng Apple Ipad 4

75) 696,864 piraso ng Samsung Galaxy Tab 3

74) 303,122 piraso ng Canon EOS 100D digital camera

73) 3,572,704 piraso ng Toshiba external hard drive

72) 1,052,631 piraso ng Nintendo Wii 1st Gen

71) 833,333 piraso ng PS3 Slim

70) 5,555,555 piraso ng Nintendo Super Family Computer second hand

69) 11,806 na Toyota Vios

68) 9,541 na Hyundai Tucson

67) 11,013 na Honda Civic

66) 2,994 na Ford Expedition

65) 3,106 na Chevrolet Camaro

64) 8,278 na Mitsubishi Montero

63) 1,265 na second-hand Jaguar XJ

62) 1,282 na second-hand Ferrari F430

61) 555 na second-hand Ferrari F599 GTB Fiorano

60) 19,607 na fully-airconditioned 20-passenger jeepney

59) 4 brand new Sentinel-class fast response Cutters with additional equipment

58) 22 second-hand Hamilton-class Cutters

57) 16 Protector-class coastal patrol boats

56) 89 AAVP-7A1 Assault Amphibious Vehicles

55) 2 Maestrale Frigates

54) 6 new FA-50 fighter jets

53) 4 Boeing AH-64E Apache Longbow Attack Helicopters

52) 3 Lockheed MartinC-130J Super Hercules Transport Aircraft

51) 25 W-3A Sokol Multi-purpose Helicopters

50) 13 advanced radar systems

49) 45 General Dynamics Stryker armored fighting vehicles

48) 28 General Dynamics M1 Abrams main battle tanks

47) 70 Bae Systems Bradley fighting vehicles

46) 280 Textron M1117 armored security vehicles

45) 425 M198 Howitzers

44) 224,000 Bushmaster AR-15 semi-automatic rifles

43) 567,000 Ballistic Kevlar helmets

42) 25,000 Barrett M82 Sniper Rifles

41) 150,000 interceptor body armor

40) 448,430 Glock 19 semi-automatic pistols

39) 670,000 army uniforms

38) 89,000 TNV/PVS-14 night vision devices

37) 2,300,000 pares ng combat boots

36) 153,846 long firearms

35) 260,402 M-4 assault rifles

34) 57,143 low-cost housing para sa mga sundalo at pulis

33) 8 bilyong piraso ng Aspirin

32) 5,600,000 miyembro ng Philhealth sa isang taon

31) 248,000,000 textbooks

30) 8,000 na classroom sa two-storey buildings

29) 13,699 na classroom sa single-storey buildings

28) 400 kilometro ng standard two-lane na kalsada

27) 417 bus terminals na katulad  nu’ng sa Paranaque

26) 370,000,000 kilo ng NFA rice

25) 55,600,000 kilo ng baboy

24) 185,000,000 dosena ng itlog

23) 222,000,000 kilo ng asukal

22) 83,000,000 kilo ng galunggong

21) 4 bilyong piraso ng pandesal

20) 1,059,000 pakete ng instant noodles

19) 823,000,000 lata ng sardinas

18) 76,900,000 orders ng Big Mac meal

17) 131,600,000 orders ng Chicken Joy sa Jollibee

16) Two-thirds ng proposed Ninoy Aquino International Airport expressway

15) Tarlac-Pangasinan-La Union Expressway

14) 33 Estrella-Pantaleon bridges

13) 23 Quezon Avenue-Araneta Avenue underpasses

12) 52 Aluling Bridges

11) Pag-upgrade ng 13,000 intersections sa smart traffic light system

10) Tatlong ulit na renovation ng NAIA Terminal 1

9) 12 Ternate-Nasugbu Roads

8) 20 pirasong Doppler radar system para sa PAGASA

7) 20,000 Flood Control Information Centers

6) Dalawang sets ng flood control project para sa buong Metro Manila

5) 127 MRT train cars

4) 200,000,000 cupcakes na dapat kong ibenta

3) 138,888 na 4-year courses na pwede kong matapos sa UP noong time ko

2) 55,555 taong pagtatrabaho ko bilang journalist

1) 10,000 beses na pagkapanalo ko ng grand prize sa The Singing Bee

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Additional Sources: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3