All I can say is, Putangina ninyong lahat! I hate drugs, pero I hate you more.
Kayong taga-Imperial Davao, mga bayot kayo. All of you! I’m not saying this because I’m from Luzon, but because that is the truth. Kahit kayong mga taga-Mindanao, mga bayot kayong lahat. You’re only good at beheading heads and spreading terror in the land. Putangina ninyong lahat!
Ako, I’m very serious when it comes to terrorism. If you are a terrorist, I’m telling you, I will kill you. Patayin talaga kita, kita mo. Ako mismo, I’ll go to your base, kahit ako lang. I swear to God I will kill you. Even if it kills me. I don’t care. I hate terrorism. I will kill you, your family and your friends. All of you, patayin ko kayo, mga putangina kayo!
You know, I have intel. I have this ano, this information from a very reliable source. I tell you in the face that these terrorists in Mindanao are funded by drug money. My God! I hate drugs. Ipatokhang ko kayo d’yan lahat para matapos na. I’m serious. Papuntahin ko mga pulis d’yan. Mga sundalo ko. Patokhang ko kayo para ubusin kayo d’yan. Di ako nagbibiro.
If you resist arrest, barilin kayo ng mga pulis. I’ll take responsibility for my men. ‘Pag mabaril mo yung mga adik, ako bahala sa ‘yo. You won’t go to jail. I promise you this. Di ka makulong. Sagot kita. Basta maubos ‘yang drugs sa bansa, because these drug addicts, they’re not humans. Mga hayop ‘yang mga putanginang ‘yan.
Kaya nga we need martial law in the entire Philippines. It’s easier for me to kill these addicts if there’s martial law. Gayahin ko si Marcos. He’s my idol. I’ll be honest. Idol ko talaga ‘yan. Kasi, you know, he’s the best president of the Philippines before he declared martial law. He’s the best. That’s the truth. Kaya ako, the solution that I see is to declare martial law in the entire country.
Yes, that’s the answer. Martial law is the only cure to solve all the problems plaguing our country. Kailangan ‘yan. I need special powers. My soldiers need it. Kaya sa mga sundalo, I’m telling you, for every women you rape, sagot ko kayo. I’ll go to jail for you. You can rape hanggang ma-satisfy kayo. Akong bahala. I’ll protect you.
Economy? What economy? Killing drug lords and declaring martial law is the answer. The economy, ano ‘yan, it’s a western concept. That’s bullshit. Human rights? Western concept. Also bullshit. ‘Yang mga puti na ‘yan? Americans, Europeans, they’re all bullshit. Putangina ninyong lahat!
Shut up all of you! You don’t talk to me like that. I’m the head of state. If you don’t respect me, I don’t respect you, too. Patayin ko kayo, mga putangina ninyong lahat!
I tell you, if I fail to make the Philippines like Singapore next year, I’ll go to Imperial Davao. I’ll ask the communists, the Moro, the terrorists. Sabihin ko sa kanila, patayin na nila ako. If I don’t succeed, kill me. Bayot lang di magtupad sa sinasabi. Kaya I give you permission to assassinate me. Go ahead! I’m not afraid to die. I’m old. I’m ready to meet my maker.
No, I’m not sick. I may be dying but I’m not sick. Sige, pakita ko sa ‘yo medical record ko, mga putangina ninyo! Of course I won’t show it. That’s confidential. It’s protected by the Constitution. You don’t ask about the health of a head of state. Do I ask your medical record? No! Kung mamatay ako, don’t worry. There is the VP. She can take over. It’s in the Constitution.
If I die, so be it. I’m not afraid. Really. Ako, matanda na. But you don’t question me like that. Patayin talaga kita. Putangina ninyong lahat!