Anne Hathaway interviews Ricky Lo
by Sankage Steno
Anne Hathaway: How are you?
Ricky Lo: I gained 5 pounds last Christmas. Thank you for asking.
AH: That might give you an Oscar. Good job!
RL: I know, right? It wasn’t hard naman. Getting fat is just so easy, you know.
AH: Really?
RL: Yes, really. You should try it.
AH: No, that question’s rhetorical. You’re not supposed to answer it.
RL: What’s rhetorical?
AH: Never mind. OK, moving on. I heard you are a friend of Lea Salonga. Is that true? I adore Lea! Such a big voice.
RL: Well, we’re not really close, but, yeah, she is a friend. She is also my Facebook friend. Can you accept my friend request, please? I’ve been waiting years on end for my invitations to Hollywood actors to be accepted, but so far only one has accepted… Nora Aunor.
AH: Who’s Nora?
RL: Oh, she’s our superstar. You don’t know her? She’s a very famous actress. How come you don’t know her? She lived in the States, you know.
AH: No, no. I don’t think I’m even familiar with the name. What’s her movie called?
RL: Well, there are thousands she made, but her most famous one is Himala. You know that? Her famous line is this: “Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa puso ng tao, nasa puso nating lahat! Tayo ang gumagawa ng mga himala! Tayo ang gumagawa ng mga sumpa at ng mga diyos…”
AH: I’m sorry, I didn’t really get that. Maybe we should just…
RL: No, wait. I’ll translate it for you…
AH: No, um, don’t… Um…
RL: There’s no miracle! The miracle is in the heart of a person. In the hearts of all of us! We are the ones creating the miracles! We are the ones making improvised firearms and the gods!
AH: Oh my gosh. That’s really ridiculous.
RL: Well, I’m not really an actor you know. But if you think of me as a writer who sucks at acting, rather than a sucker who writes, I’d probably be more impressive.
AH: Oh gosh, please stop talking for a minute.
RL: Why oh why? Are you not feeling well?
AH: Hush! Please.
RL: OK. If that’s what you like, I’ll stop talking. I’ll do it now, you know. I can stop talking. I’m really more of a writer, so I can just be silent for a minute and think and think and think. Then, I’ll write what I was thinking because I’m more of a writer anyway. Talking is not really my cup of tea. My cup of tea is made by Noritake, and my favorite tea is oolong. I’m not a Jasmine or green tea type of person. Actually, I prefer drinking coffee. Most writers are coffee drinkers as well. You know, I can write really well. Have you read any of my articles in the past? The not so distant past, I mean. I was not so magaling pa when I was just starting. Well, all of us naman are not that good in the beginning. And you know abo…
AH: STOP!
RL: Sorry, I got carried.
AH: Shut up, please.
Moment of awkward silence
AH: Thank God.
RL: Yes, thank God. Eymen.
AH: Can we just talk about Lea? I think that’s a pretty safe topic to talk about.
RL: Sure. But I talked about her already. Are you sure?
AH: Yes! I’m sure. Let’s talk about Lea! Lea na lang, please!
Anne fell off her seat.
RL: Oh please be careful with my heart. Ha ha! I like that teleserye.
AH: Ouch! That hurts… What were you saying?
RL: Maya and Sir Chief. You don’t know that?
AH: YES! Yes! I know them. Oh, God, they’re just so amazing. I love them! I’m obsessed with them! Amazing! Great! Splendid! Did I just say they’re amazing?
RL: Why do I feel that you’re plasticking me already?
AH: What’s plasticking?
RL: You know, in showbiz. You make close and friend someone and then stab him in the back. It’s like Orocan… plastic!
AH: You’re confusing me again. Let’s just talk about Lea, please?
RL: Oh, I’m sorry. I have to run another errand. Can I have the last question please?
AH: Oh, thank God for the errand!
RL: What is that?
AH: Nothing. Can you just invite them to read your column?
RL: Why don’t you invite them? I think they’d much rather hear it from you.
AH: …
have you read jessica zafraʻs take on this? the comments are funny too. and manny the movie guyʻs interview posted on youtube…
sana pwede i-undo yung interview…guess we all just have to live with it and learn from it, and in your case, blog about it “,)
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p.s.
#amafrend is in…coming soon na ba ang piece mo ukol dito?
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yes, i’ve read zafra’s take on the issue. interesting read. btw, who/what is #amafrend. is she the converted amalayer girl? if yes, i’m not buying it. 😀
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sila daw yung mga taong mahilig luminya ng, “i am a friend of so & so” kapag may kausap na bagong kilala lang o kaya nabibilang sa alta sociedad/sikat.
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name dropping! di ko mahagilap kahapon ‘yang na ‘yan term for “amafrend”…tipikal yata sa Pinoy, pwede ring mali ako 😉
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ang ganda talaga ni anne
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I couldn’t finish watching the interview vid. Ako ang nahihiya para kay RL.
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had the same feeling. di ko rin tinapos. haha!
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tungkol sa post, tawang-tawa ako sa monologue ni RL sa paborito n’yang tsaa hahaha 😀
tungkol sa totoong nangyaring interview, dapat rin sisihin yung pumili kay ricky para uminterview kay anne. hindi naman ganyan uminterview ng hollywood star si jessica soho o si manny the movie guy.
pinagmukha na naman tuloy kahiya-hiya ang mga pilipino nitong half-tsinoy na ‘to…
as usual, gandang post, ser…
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thank you for the kind words, but most especially for reading my blog regularly. and i agree about sa pumili kay ricky lo. there are more competent showbiz reporters out there. dapat based on merit kasi and not seniority ang basehan. 🙂
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Sa tingin ng marami, nakakahiya si Ricky Lo. Pero ipinaliwanag sa amin ng isang manunulat,, mamamahayag at guro sa UP, na malaki ang pagkakamali ni AH at ng publicist niya. Sa kahit anong interview, prepared kasi ang mga questions. Scripted ang mga tanong. Yon ang reality. Ang duda namin, una, maaaring hindi naipakita ng publicist kay AH ang mga tanong ni Ricky Lo; pangalawa, maaaring sinadya ni AH na pahiyain si Ricky Lo; pangatlo, pagod na si AH kaya ganon ang reaksyon niya; at pang-apat, iba ang mga tanong na pinasa ni Ricky Lo sa mga tanong niya kay AH.
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sa tingin ko, nagkakamali ang guro mo. una, hindi lahat ng interview ay scripted. meron tayong tinatawag na ambush interview. pangalawa, anong motibo ni AH para pahiyain si Ricky Lo? Tingin ko prangka lang talaga sya o honest. pangatlo, pagod na nga si AH, tatanungin pa ng mga sensitive (or insensitive) na tanong a.k.a. stupid questions, pang-apat, lalong mali si RL kung iba yung tinanong nya sa mga pinasa nya sa publicist, given na may ganung arrangement nga na nangyari.
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Tama, mayroong mga ambush interview ma’am/ sir. Nakalimutan ko, my bad, not the prof’s mistake. Sumasang-ayon ako sa’yo maliban sa konsepto na isa itong ambush interview. Si Ricky Lo ay isa lamang kasi sa mga nag-interview sa kanya. Obviously, naka-set up yung interview. Actually, may version ang TFC sa intereview na yan. Filipino interviewer, at nag-enjoy si AH. I think, Lo deviated from the questionaire he gave. My point is that AH should have been more professional with that. Arrogance is not an answer to a stupid question 🙂
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maybe, pero hindi naman arrogance for me yung pinakita ni anne. para sa ‘kin straightforward lang talaga sya magsalita. and considering lo’s years of experience, he should have improved his interviewing skills… kaso hindi e.
UP ka rin? Diliman? may I know your course? (and the prof?) 😀
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Di ako sa UP, sa Manila Times College ako, Journalism. Nag-drop by kasi si Ibarra Mateo dito for a few talks, so napag-usapan yun 🙂
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I see. Manila Times pala. I’m jealous of your uniform. Ivy League ang peg. 🙂
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The one on the thumbnail? High School pa po ako niyan. Hahaha. Sana nga may uniform na lang kami. Gastos sa damit eh. Hahaha. Salamat sa exchange of ideas. Isa ka sa mga kumokonting populasyon ng mga matatalinong Pinoy 🙂
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no, i remember students from MTC wearing this coat and tie uniform from years back. or maybe i’m just mistaken.
and thanks for the compliment, but i don’t want to think na kumokonti na tayo. feeling ko dumarami pa. 🙂
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Nakakahiya talaga ‘to! 😦
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kinahihiya mo ‘ko? chos! 😀
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